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Need something to write in a greeting card? Try comedian quotes.

April 4th, 2009

I’ve found the perfect antidote for writer’s block when that office card comes around. You know the card where so and so just had a baby or the get well soon or the office manager’s birthday. Sometimes I barely even know the person. So this is what I do. I just find some comedian quotes on the Internet and use that and sign in. I give credit to the comedian so nobody gives me a hard time about stealing stuff. It’s awesome. Like the one where Steven Wright says, “You can’t everything. Where would you put it?” And then I write, “I guess that’s why we all just got you a card.” And then I fill in “Happy Birthday!” or “Congratulations on your new job.”

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